oh, you’re playing skyrim? i love that game, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all those frickin skies
One of my newer coworkers knows how to handle me in my most anxiety-ridden state she is spectacular and deserves an award.
Ah finally, Amazon has made it possible for me to announce to family and friends on Facebook exactly how many sex toys I just bought for $300.
"what’s your favorite instrument?"
"but that’s not…"